turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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