super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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