Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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