she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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