I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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