Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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