your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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