Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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