I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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