it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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