i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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