there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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