real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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