You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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