I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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