we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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