i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
whose ass print is on the piano?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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