Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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