You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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