is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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