Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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