I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i just google imaged poop.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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