we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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