dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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