Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I lost the right to judge tonight
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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