We're like a lot better than the average bears
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
foreskin is a definite game changer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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