I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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