bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it hurts more in the daytime
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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