I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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