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I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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