Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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