I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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