Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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