You really coming over, don't trick.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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