Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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