Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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