i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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