i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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