Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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