we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
accomplished twins. life is a go
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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