Sponge bath it is.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize