the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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