i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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