eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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