just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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