I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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