Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
