I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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