yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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