BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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