He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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