Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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