why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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