why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
