Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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