How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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