Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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