apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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